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About me

Gender MALE
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction Do you know me? Read one of my stories. Will you know me then? I have blue eyes, but sometimes they are green. Does this help? I am older than The Electric Company but younger than Sesame Street. Have you figured it out yet?
Favorite Movies The Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Fight Club, Rushmore, Big Trouble in Little China
Favorite Music The Replacements, Johnny Cash, Prince, Allison Krauss, David Bowie, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Emmylou Harris, Aimee Mann, Sarah Harmer
Favorite Books One Hundred Years of Solitude, Hopscotch, Seven Gothic Tales, The Adventures of Nicholas Nickelby, The Sound and the Fury

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

Enough for a scale replica of Gormenghast, a horde of lamassus (lamassi?) and a skeleton of Bran the Blessed. You want to talk colonoscopies?