|Location||Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States|
|Introduction||I'm 6'8" and all man, baby. Plus, I'm hung like a greek god. To paraphrase from Homer: the thin, lazy Mike you knew was gone...now I'm a big, fat dynamo!|
|Interests||Short fiction, screenplay writing, classic movies, Texas Hold 'Em, porn, homoerotic humor, magic, guns 'n' ammo|
|Favorite Movies||Lawrence of Arabia, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Virgin Suicides, Closer|
|Favorite Music||Wilco, The Shins, Tenacious D, TMBG, Bruce Springsteen, Counting Crows, Dashboard Confessional, Pavement, Teddy Roosevelt and the Roughriders|
|Favorite Books||Middlesex, Life of Pi, Anchor Book of New American Fiction, Farewell to Arms, Lullabye, AHWOSG, Sixty Stories|
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
That is a ridiculous ridiculous question and i'm not going to dignify it.