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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Fiction Writing
Location Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States
Introduction I'm 6'8" and all man, baby. Plus, I'm hung like a greek god. To paraphrase from Homer: the thin, lazy Mike you knew was gone...now I'm a big, fat dynamo!
Interests Short fiction, screenplay writing, classic movies, Texas Hold 'Em, porn, homoerotic humor, magic, guns 'n' ammo
Favorite Movies Lawrence of Arabia, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Virgin Suicides, Closer
Favorite Music Wilco, The Shins, Tenacious D, TMBG, Bruce Springsteen, Counting Crows, Dashboard Confessional, Pavement, Teddy Roosevelt and the Roughriders
Favorite Books Middlesex, Life of Pi, Anchor Book of New American Fiction, Farewell to Arms, Lullabye, AHWOSG, Sixty Stories

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

That is a ridiculous ridiculous question and i'm not going to dignify it.