|Location||A Small Town, In The South, United States|
|Introduction||Old, grouchy, fat redneck with a blog. It's as awesome as it sounds.|
|Interests||Politics, Music, Media, Movies|
|Favorite Movies||Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, Ikiru, The Unforgiven, Babe, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, The Life Of Brian, Crumb, This Is Spinal Tap, The Color Purple, Fargo, Kill Bill Vol 1, Kill Bill Vol 2, Terms of Endearment, American Movie|
|Favorite Music||Gov't Mule, Pink Floyd, Tool, Metallica, Tony Rice, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Nine Inch Nails, The Mars Volta, Jimmy Eat World, DefTones, Aretha Franklin, Glen Phillips, Killswitch Engage, Lyle Lovett, The list goes on and on|
|Favorite Books||Chuck Palahniuk, C.S. Lewis, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King, P.J. O'Rourke, Frank Miller, Thomas Sowell, Dave Barry, Kurt Vonnegut, G.K. Chesterton, and that one book that guy wrote about all that awesome stuff|
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
"The Sleestaks," or possibly "Countless Screaming Argonauts"