Lindsey Elsey

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Gender Female
Location United States
Interests I want to see the world
Favorite Movies anything Disney, Anna & the King, Charade, Clue, LOTR, Mamma Mia!, Paris Je T'aime, Pride & Prejudice, Princess Bride, Robin Hood, Sabrina, Sherlock Holmes, Spiderman, Stranger then Fiction, Twelfth Night
Favorite Music Beach Boys, Michael Buble, Coldplay, Gavin DeGraw, Josh Groban, John Mayer, Paul Simon, Train, Queen
Favorite Books The Undomestic Godess, Nightside Series, Jurassic Park, Three Men in a Boat (to say nothing of the dog)

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

First, I ignore it. When that fails, I try violent shaking from side to side, repeated in varying positions until I reach pretzel & people begin to stare. Finally, my brain begins to bruise from shaking & I return to ignoring until the dizziness subsides or the irritation hits critical. Then, more shaking, pinching of the nose & blowing until eye sockets leak, alcohol drops, etc & voila!