Kirk Bradford Myers
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | "A job where I make honest money." |
| Location | Essex, Maryland, United States |
| Introduction | Here I am, another alien being lost on this planet, my life force relegated to a human shell, forced to endure living amongst Earthlings as punishment for refusing to conform to the status quo. Assigned to occupy Terran HomoSapien Unit #F6EXZ7918 on the Earth date of January 31 1973, I have since shunned my galactic origins, taken a human bride, Terran HomoSapien Unit #F6EXZ1642 code named "Janet Lynn", and settled in suburban Essex Maryland with the aforementioned mating unit along with several curious and fascinating creatures of feline persuasion. Though I've embraced the customs of the Earthlings I have not strayed far from my otherworldly heritage as far as my eclectic talents are concerned in the areas of music, creative writing, photography, poetry, graphic arts, and animalistic mating practices. Despite my strong emotions, eccentric opinions, and needlessly complex mind, I consider myself to be a loving, gifted, decent, well-adjusted and responsible individual who works hard and tries to be the best hero I can to those who depend on and love me. I prefer the company of non-conformists, creative souls, sweet women, football fanatics, and cats. Other aliens are also welcome. |
| Interests | Music, Literature, Photography, Creative Writing, Ancient Egyptian Lure, Cats, NFL Football, Video Games & Emulators & ROMhacking, Bowling, Rock Concerts, Long Car Trips, Amusement Parks, The good company of family and REAL friends, My adorable little kitty-cats, My sweet loving beautiful wife Janet Lynn who is the love of my life! |
| Favorite Movies | Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Titanic, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Amadeus, Halloween, Back To The Future, Ghostbusters, Friday The 13th, Star Wars, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Dumb And Dumber, The Stand |
| Favorite Music | Ozric Tentacles, Progtronic, Joe Satriani, Nine Inch Nails, Rush, Liquid Tension Experiment, Robert Plant, Genesis, Led Zeppelin, Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, Filter, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Dream Theater, Yes, King Crimson, Judas Priest, Triumph, Dave Matthews Band, Van Halen, ZZ Top |
Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:
1. Tie knots in string. - 2. Try to untie them. - 3. Become frustrated and cuss. - 4. Throw into nearest ravine. - 5. Kick yourself for being stupid!