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RBG
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About me

GenderMale
IndustryNon-Profit
OccupationDoes non-profit mean "makes no money?"
LocationVancouver, BC, Canada
IntroductionI've always been a great fan of the classics, updated for a new world and time. Monet? No. Monet Monet? You got that right Billy. In my world Leonardo is a Ninja Turtle or that homeless kid from Family Ties. Homer's Odyssey? There isn't a single mention of Marge in there! I'm the new unknown, illiterate face of the White Trash Literati, and I'm helping to redefine cultural ignorance for a whole new generation.
InterestsCynicism, Sarcasm, Smart-alecism, Douchebaggery
Favorite moviesMovies like GI Joe. You know the ones. Where they could have saved 50 million in shitty CGI and hired someone to write dialogue that doesn't sound like it wouldn't make the cut for a porno flick. Sienna Miller's outfit's performance was particularly poignant and moving however. As in "I think it moved."
Favorite musicTechno, Emo, Screamo, Perry Como
Favorite booksWhere's Waldo, Anything by Robert Munsch, Goosebumps series, Black Medicine: The Art of Death

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

If I should find myself in the unfortunate position of having written a hit musical, the only thing going to my head will be the muzzle of a gun.

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