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|Location||Indianapolis, IN, United States|
|Introduction||I'm really good at claw machines. Suspiciously good.|
|Interests||Naps, Video Games, Prose Poetry, Surrealism, Potentially offensive musicals, Cute yet functional objects|
|Favorite Movies||Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, Batman Forever, Chinatown, Tombstone, Zoolander, When Harry Met Sally, Napoleon Dynamite|
|Favorite Music||Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole, The Decemberists, The Monkees, The Shins, The Postal Service, The Flaming Lips, They Might Be Giants, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith|
|Favorite Books||Alice in Wonderland, Catch-22, Atlas Shrugged, Invisible Monsters, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, The Postman Always Rings Twice|
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I wouldn't use such crude terms on my ship. It would be a feces floor.