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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Law
Occupation Patent Attorney (currently)
Location New York, United States
Introduction The recent memoirs of a salty, submarine sailor who left the navy for a nuclear power engineering job, then had a mid-life crisis which led to a career as an insomniac, high-priced Manhattan Intellectual Property lawyer.
Favorite Movies The Matrix

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Q: What color eyes did a kid named Doctor I. Doctor have? G-man: I don't know, was he a proctologist? If so, brown.