myrtle beached whale

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Beach Bum, Lousy Golfer, Professional Shit-Stirrer
Location Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, United States
Introduction 62 years old. don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
Interests Golf, Fishing, Writing, Eating, Doing absolutely nothing, Movies, TV
Favorite Movies My Cousin Vinny (I can watch it 100 times and still laugh), Sixth Sense (but I could only watch it twice. The second time was to see what clues I missed), all the Lethal Weapons, all the Die Hards. Field of Dreams, Office Space, Best of Show, anything by Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow, the Coen or Farrelly Brothers. OK, I am not deep.
Favorite Music Too broad to list. If you saw what was on my IPOD you would think I was either 18 or 75. I like Eminem and Pavarotti, Hank Williams and Les Miserables.
Favorite Books both the Pattersons, King, Koontz, Grisham, Stan Lee. Pretentious people will list all kinds of literature, but I read for enjoyment, not as a cure for insomnia. I think Shakespeare was a hack. If you are looking for pretense, you might want to look elsewhere. There is plenty to be found on here. There are many bloggers who write absolute crap and get praised to high heaven.

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