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Gender MALE
Industry Tourism
Occupation gnome hunting
Location Just above the Timberline, Washington, United States
Introduction Gender: Male Age: 7 (which is 26 in yeti years) Race: humanoid cryptid Body Type: Slender but athletic Height: 6' 9" (without my platform shoes) Looks: I've been told I look like a dead cactus. Also, I've got a bigfoot, a sasquatch that tells good time, and abominable breath. Location: wooded regions of the Himalayas, where there is an abundance of gnomes to pester Astrological Sign: Sasquatcharius Religion: I believe in a Heavenly Yeti
Interests Gnomes
Favorite Movies patterson film