Dracunculus

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Industry Technology
Occupation Bit Wrangler
Location United Kingdom
Introduction Dracunculus is a small green foul tempered dragon disguised as an IT professional in The City. He has cancer. This makes him grumpy.
Interests Setting fire to morons, sausages, dragons, atheism, libertarianism, computers, hacking, more sausages, mathematics, tea, setting fire to more morons
Favorite Movies Apollo 13, The Exorcist, Akira, Ran, Anything with Bodil Joensen in it
Favorite Music Bill Nelson, Japan, Gary Numan, Dubstar, Delphic, The sound of burning morons
Favorite Books "Justine" Marquis de Sade, "Venus in Furs" Sacher-Masoch, "Le Chant De Maldoror" de Lautremont, "Noddy Goes To Town" Enid Blyton

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Breathe on the fucking thing. Works for for removing the outer layers of fruit, mammals and most structures so long as you're a dragon.