Dracunculus
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Industry | Technology |
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Occupation | Bit Wrangler |
Location | United Kingdom |
Introduction | Dracunculus is a small green foul tempered dragon disguised as an IT professional in The City. He has cancer. This makes him grumpy. |
Interests | Setting fire to morons, sausages, dragons, atheism, libertarianism, computers, hacking, more sausages, mathematics, tea, setting fire to more morons |
Favorite Movies | Apollo 13, The Exorcist, Akira, Ran, Anything with Bodil Joensen in it |
Favorite Music | Bill Nelson, Japan, Gary Numan, Dubstar, Delphic, The sound of burning morons |
Favorite Books | "Justine" Marquis de Sade, "Venus in Furs" Sacher-Masoch, "Le Chant De Maldoror" de Lautremont, "Noddy Goes To Town" Enid Blyton |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
Breathe on the fucking thing. Works for for removing the outer layers of fruit, mammals and most structures so long as you're a dragon.