|Location||Washington, D.C., United States|
|Introduction||I'm an office monkey, and I do international things. I'm a fierce believer in peace and justice for everyone everywhere, and I try to do what little I can to make that happen locally and beyond. I live in Park View (look it up!) with my partner and our fiesty bunny, Buster.|
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Because it has green flesh. Alternatively, because dumb Southerners like me are superstitious and hope that our constant eating may actually make us rich.