astoldbyw*nter

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Student
Location	Greenwich, NY, United States
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	" 'I'm sorry,' 'I love you,' and 'Yes, that dress makes you look fat' are statements that should be used like fine china; that is, sparingly, with extra caution around small children or the elderly.
Interests	Recipe for Success: A sunlit room, a full cup of coffee, and a page filled with words. With a side of strange patrons to people-watch.
Favorite Movies	I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, She's Just Not That Into You, any and all variations of stand-up comedy, and Horrible Bosses.
Favorite Music	Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Skrillex, Rocky Loves Emily, and all variations of rap. The only thing I can't tolerate musically is country.
Favorite Books	Anything by Stephen King, Lolita, anything sarcastic and well-written, anything by Robyn Schneider, Boehmcke's Human Condition and Hyperbole and a Half (those are blogs, in case anyone was unaware), and any piece of literature that happens by.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Ouch.