About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation agent provocateur
Location Arlington, VA, United States
Introduction Recovering. Otherwise, independent but sharing. Devoted. Strong, professional, intelligent. Funny, cynical, host to a great number of paradoxes. I don't fit in a box. Fucked-up, just like every one else.
Interests Farsi, Persian, Iran, Iranian, Swahili, Tanzania, Kenya, Volkswagens, VWs, VW, Raiders, Mountain Biking, Basketball, Kayaking, Oregon, California
Favorite Music Alt rock, punk, pop, old techno, JB the Godfather of Soul

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

That my father wore dentures from when he was but an adolescent. He always told me that he lost his teeth in an ill-advised "cowboys & indians" game with with brothers (in which he, allegedly, played the horse), but I suspect it was something far less fantastic. Who knows? Sadly, he passed before I ever thought, as an adult, to ask him the real reason.