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| Occupation | Self employed |
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| Location | Forest Hills, KY, United States |
| Introduction | Polar bears hibernate in the summer, swim better than Mark Spitz, and kill baby seals better than any Inuit. We only attack when hungry or provoked. Most of us have adapted to the seal shortage by ordering from Pizza Hut. |
| Interests | Polish history, zen and the art of Volvo maintenance, rice rocketry, stout destruction, slumlording, dive-bombing megachurches |
| Favorite Movies | The Blues Brothers, Dogma, Fahrenheit 9/11, Woodstock, Animal House |
| Favorite Music | Jethro Tull, the Chieftains, U2, Aretha Franklin, Eric Carmen/Raspberries, Todd Rundgren, Igor Stravinsky, Marvin Gaye, Rolling Stones, Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, Jackson Browne, Ray Charles, Grand Funk Railroad, Hank Williams Jr., Frederic Chopin. |
| Favorite Books | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson, The Franchise (Peter Gent), A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court (Mark Twain), The Book of Common Prayer, A Season On The Brink (John Feinstein). |
Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:
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