My blogs

About me

Gender Female
Location San Francisco, CA, United States
Introduction I'm a San Francisco native, currently studying for my MA in Creative Nonfiction and trying to make my way through a long-term relationship across the pond in London. Please send peanut butter and graham crackers!
Interests writing, reading, baking, loafing.
Favorite Movies The Importance of Being Ernest, A Fish Called Wanda, So I married an Axe Murderer, Monsters Inc
Favorite Music Everything from Lady Gaga to Ludacris to Mary Chapin Carpenter. My taste is the definition of eclectic. But I don't like House.
Favorite Books The Bean Trees, by Barbara Kingsolver. For serious.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Goats can jump straight up in the air at least 7 feet, so I'd have my goat leap out of the well, then use the slinky to pull me bouncily to safety. Actually, I used to have goats, and maybe I shouldn't bank on goat kindness; all they ever seemed to want to do was belch in my face and head-butt me. And eat my dresses.