Anne

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Location Mount Vernon, WA, United States
Introduction Writer, editor, person who makes cakes. For more about my writing life, go to my author page: www.annehputnam.com
Interests writing, reading, baking, loafing
Favorite Movies The Importance of Being Ernest, A Fish Called Wanda, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Monsters Inc
Favorite Music Everything from Lady Gaga to Ludacris to Mary Chapin Carpenter. My taste is the definition of eclectic. But I don't like house.
Favorite Books The Bean Trees, by Barbara Kingsolver. For serious.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Goats can jump straight up in the air at least 7 feet, so I'd have my goat leap out of the well, then use the slinky to pull me bouncily to safety. Actually, I used to have goats, and maybe I shouldn't bank on goat kindness; all they ever seemed to want to do was belch in my face and head-butt me. And eat my dresses.