|Location||River Falls, Wisconsin, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a Renaisance Man. I've been a lot of places and done a lot of things. I tell stories, sometimes, when I'm in the mood or especially when someone asks me. I don't want to believe I have an ego problem, but I admit I have an ego. All I really desire is when you hear that I have passed, I hope you can say, "Too bad, he was a nice guy."|
|Interests||Peace in the World, Riding my motorcycle, Road Trips, My Grandchildren, My Family, Native American Spirituality and Culture, Making Friends, Having Friends, Making Stuff, Fixing Stuff, Doing Stuff.|
|Favorite Movies||Ask Me. No. Really, ask me|
|Favorite Music||Ask Me. I'm not kidding. I want you to ask me!|
|Favorite Books||Ask Me. I don't read much, but I'll tell you if you ask me.|
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
Oxnard and the Chia Pets, or, Big Breast Bertha and the Toobers