Mark Ayala

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Unemployed Slob
Location Los Angeles, CA, United States
Introduction Want to share contrary opinions? Want to be nice and send a caring note? Want to meet for coffee? Want me to write the liner notes for your mediocre indie band's first album? Just want to share a suggestion? E-mail me at: marklouisayala@gmail.com
Interests petting kittens, petting puppies, eating ice cream, eating hamburgers, Mexican food, drinking beer, drinking cheap wine, Japanese video games, warm blankets, finding things written in comic sans, finding good uses of futura, hiking on hot days, passionately singing "Crocodile Rock", blackface, sleeping on the beach, driving for hours with all the windows open, strawberry donuts, chasing and yelling at bad drivers, Pokémon
Favorite Movies All Monsters Attack, All That Heaven Allows, As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty, Barry Lyndon, Battles Without Honor and Humanity, A Better Tomorrow, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Bigger Than Life, Black Tight Killers, Blazing Saddles, Boogie Nights, Breakaway, The Brown Bunny, CJ7, Collateral, Colossal Youth, Commingled Containers, Diary of a Shinjuku Thief, The Exiles, The Face of Another, F for Fake, The Flowers of St. Francis, Funeral Parade of Roses, Giants and Toys, The Golden Bat, Goldfinger, Good Morning, Hanzo the Razor, Harakiri, Head, Hen Hop, High and Low, Harakiri, Historie(s) du cinema, House, House of Games, Husbands, Inglourious Basterds, Le Cercle Rouge, Letter from an Unknown Woman, Lone Wolf and Cub, Los Angeles Plays Itself, Mad Detective, Maîtresse, Man Hunt, Married to the Mob, Matinee, Mikey and Nicky, Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters, The Muppet Movie, My Darling Clementine, The Naked Prey, Nous ne vieillirons pas ensemble, Nuts in May, Pale Flower, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Raising Cain, The Royal Tenenbaums, Ruggles of Red Gap, Sansho the Bailiff, Scorpio Rising, Shoot the Piano Player, The Social Network, Some Came Running, Stars in My Crown, Step Brothers, Still Walking, Straight Time, Straw Dogs, Stray Cat Rock: Sex Hunter!, Swing Time, Taxi Driver, Vengeance is Mine, Verboten!, Violent Cop, When a Woman Ascends the Stairs, The Whole Shootin' Match, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, The World, WR: Mysteries of the Organism, Youth of the Beast, Zatoichi
Favorite Music Davie Allan and the Arrows, Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass, The Beach Boys, Jackson Browne, Can, Johnny Cash, Dr. Dre, Pino Donaggio, Bob Dylan, Brian Eno, Bernard Herrmann, King Crimson, Koji Kondo, Yuzo Koshiro, Kraftwerk, Joe Meek, Mos Def, Giorgio Moroder, Neu!, Ivo Papasov, Van Dyke Parks, The Revels, Marty Robbins, Masaru Sato, Raymond Scott, Neil Sedaka, Soft Machine, Sparks, Phil Spector, Keiichi Suzuki, Masafumi Takada, Hirokazu Tanaka, Throbbing Gristle, Toru Takemitsu, Talking Heads, The Turtles, Kanye West, "Whispering" Jack Smith, Hank Williams, Wu-Tang Clan, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Frank Zappa, Warren Zevon
Favorite Books Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me, BFI film classics, Cassavetes on Cassavetes, A Confedracy of Dunces, Confessions of a Mask, The Crying of Lot 49, Dance Dance Dance, The Friends of Eddie Coyle, Hard Rain Falling, The Killer Inside Me, Mycellium Running, Revolution in the Head, Oleanna, Uncle Vanya, Warlock, We

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