Ashley Holt

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About me

Occupation Maker of noises and pictures
Location Podunk, SC, United States
Introduction is an illustrator and opinionated crank raised in the bygone century known as South Carolina and currently living in Germany. His wide variety of neurotic quirks and extreme sensitivity to broad social trends are chronicled as The Symptoms, a continuing blog of sophisticated tantrums. Ashley's work has appeared in many defunct publications and hard-to-sell books. He is considered a complete failure by those envious of his genius. He has a website loaded with purty pitchers: