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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Student
Occupation teen
Location Somewhere, Michigan, United States
Introduction Well, for starters, I'm a teen who thinks it would be fun to write about every little thing that pops into my head to be read by everyone on the internet every single day. Doesn't that tell you enough about who I am?
Interests Music, reading, playing guitar, drama club, quiz bowl, hanging out with friends, the internet
Favorite Movies Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Step Brothers, Stranger Than Fiction, The Rocker, Shaun Of The Dead, Star Wars
Favorite Music Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, REM, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, The Clash, The Dead Milkmen, Violent Femmes, The Cure, The Smiths, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Nirvana, grunge, Neil Young, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, Pearl Jam, Beck, The Who, The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, The Dead Kennedys, Owl City, Sex Bob-Omb, Weezer, U2
Favorite Books "John Dies At The End" by David Wong, Stephen King, Scott Adams, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Michael Crichton, Tim Scott, John Steinbeck, Neil Gaiman, Catcher in the Rye, Anything Funny.

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

moths miss the forest because it is currently in the possession of Steve Vandelay, 7745 Records St., Westview, Vermont, 435768. He also stole my jar of cedar chips. Please write him a letter asking for them back.