Bernie Fuck

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About me

Industry Arts
Occupation Retired
Location British Indian Ocean Territory
Introduction I am a simple man, a fine husband and a positive thinker. I am also an aspiring Uncle... (Pronounced FOOK with a 'hard' K)...Yes, the name is a little unorthodox, but the word means something quite different in this part of the world. To 'fuck' means, as if to congratulate someone, a pat on the back if you will. I am always keen to give a fuck when deserved...
Interests Art, Botany, Writing, companionship, single malt, clocks.
Favorite Movies Scarface
Favorite Music The Ratpack
Favorite Books 'Living Life by Bernie Fuck'

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

Ask her if we can pospone to another time?...