Captain Berk

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About me

Location Afterlife Mountain Resort
Introduction I am a lonely starship captain who enjoys travelling the galaxy and trying to make out with alien babes, whatever their skin colour. I like mauve best. These are the thoughts I am too afraid to share with my fellow officers..
Interests Seeking out new life and civilisations
Favorite Movies Debbie does Dagoba, Leia gets laid, Banthas on Womprats, Dirty Dancing
Favorite Music Mos Eisley Cantina Band
Favorite Books Starfleet Operations Manual Vol 7. (volume 6 was rubbish)

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

I wouldn't interfere with the turtle in any way. Honest.