Kelsey Crenshaw

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation Bartender, Jewelry Design, Musician, Mother
Location Birmingham, AL, United States
Interests I am interested in stuff.
Favorite Movies I like films.
Favorite Music I like music.
Favorite Books I read every night and day.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Thank you for the Gift. I will so enjoy using the cock to squirt maple syrup all over my hotcakes every morning. You should send one to your mother I hear she wore hers out a while ago and misses using a cock to quirt her cakes as well. Your loving niece, Laquinta Ramada Sheradon p.s. My dads birthday is next month I think he could use a new one as well.