JasonSchommer

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Eyecandy at the front desk.
Location Twin Cities, Minnesota, United States
Introduction I'm a stand up comedian by night and a receptionist by day. I live a double life much like Superman and Clark Kent or Hanna Montana and Miley Cyrus. You pick.
Interests Stand Up Comedy, Acting, Directing, Theatre, Film, Celebs, Pop Culture, Friends, Family, Plotting World Domination, Kathy Griffin, Rosie O'Donnell, Madonna.
Favorite Movies Moulin Rouge, Waiting for Guffman, The Goonies, Uncle Buck, Big Eden, Kung Fu Panda, Lost In Translation, Finding Nemo, Evita, Little Miss Sunshine, The Queen, Unzipped, Madonna: Truth or Dare, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Wit, A Christmas Story, The Dark Crystal, For Your Consideration
Favorite Music Madonna, U2, Pet Shop Boys, Cyndi Lauper, Sarah McLachlan, Mat Kearney, Darren Hayes, Scissor Sisters, Moby, Dido, Cher, Kylie Minogue, Erasure, Snow Patrol, Jewel, Culture Club, Roseanne Cash, Tim Mcgraw, Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Sinead O'Connor
Favorite Books Wicked, A Year of Magical Thinking, The 72 Names of God: The Course: Technology for the Soul, Interview with a Vampire, Lestat, Forever Ours, Beyond Knowing

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It would commemorate a life well lived (hopefully) and be made out of all the different kinds of M&M candies (milk chocolate, peanut, almond, peanut butter, dark chocolate, mint)