Patricia K. Lichen

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Introduction I have done all but one of these things: *** left the White House in the back of a paddy wagon *** studied dolphins in the Florida keys *** dislocated my knee in the rigging of a topsail schooner *** been arrested in Peru for piracy *** learned tapdance from Rusty Frank *** been a Girl Scout leader *** chained myself to harpoon guns on whaling ships to prevent them from killing whales *** stood inside an active volcano *** shared an office with Jesus Christ *** danced the hula in front of 50,000 at Aloha Stadium *** steered a 146 foot trawler through the Panama Canal *** lived on a commune in Tennessee *** discussed shoes in sign language with a chimpanzee ***written 6 books, including the award-winning "Kidnapping the Lorax"