jg

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Ant Farmer
Location New Haven, CT, United States
Introduction when i was seven i was forced to join the circus by my dad. and by "dad" i mean the homeless guy who smelled like fish who i used to talk to when i got lonely. then, after he'd go to sleep, i'd pee on him.
Interests walking up to teenage girls in malls and asking them, "wow, what happened to your face?", sneaking into fancy restaurants and replacing the fresh brewed coffee with folger's crystals
Favorite Movies this would be much too incriminating...
Favorite Music the good kind
Favorite Books what is this you speak of? this "book?"

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

there once was a bald frog with a wig. wait, what? here's a real story! some day you'll be a pervert for sleeping with an 18 year old. sucks, huh?