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Gender MALE
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Occupation Computer Graphic Artist
Location way out in the burbs, in Flyover Country
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Introduction When I'm under water, I don't get wet. The water gets Midwest Rock Lobster.
Interests cycling, jazz guitar, homebrewing, cooking, model rocketry, writing, folk art, fine art, diners, Americana, bank robbery, election fixing, jury tampering, embezzlement, murder-for-hire...
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Blue Velvet, No Country for Old Men, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Amelie, Dogma, Lyle the Kindly Viking, Breakfast Club, anything Monty Python did, Sweeney Todd, LOTR, Reservoir Dogs, Freaks, Where the Buffalo Roam, Pretty in Pink, It's a Wonderful Life, Christmas Story, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Favorite Music Jazz, Folk, Ska, Punk, Heavy Metal, Bluegrass, Soul (the real thing), Novelty
Favorite Books 'Survivor' by Chuck Palahniuk, 'Syrup' by Max Barry, 'Flags in the Dust' by William Faulkner, 'The Crying of Lot 49' by Thomas Pynchon, 'The End of Alice' by A.M. Homes, 'Farenheit 451' by Ray Bradbury, 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut, 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by John Kennedy Toole, 'The Magic Christian' by Terry Southern, 'Grapes of Wrath' by Steinbeck, 'The Sun Also Rises' by Hemingway, 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' by Ken Kesey, 'Motherless Brooklyn' by Jonathan Lethem, 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' by David Sedaris, ' 'Parliament of Whores' by P.J. O'Rourke, 'Drop City' by T.C. Boyle, 'Sirens of Titan' by Kurt Vonnegut, 'The Good Brother' by Chris Offutt

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