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|Industry||Museums or Libraries|
|Location||New York, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a Cancer with liver spots on my head and B-cup tits. I tend to pinch my neck and side fat a lot, and am considered an all-around good egg.|
|Interests||long walks in the park, musical theater, having my face used as a toilet|
|Favorite Movies||First Wives Club, Sex In The City 4; The Beheading, Kaviar Party 2|
|Favorite Music||The trombone like noise a girl makes while queefing in the middle of a sit up.|
|Favorite Books||Are You There God It's Me Margaret, Chicken Soup for the Soul|
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It should be carefully sculpted from a pile of wet rhinoceros shit. It will not commemorate a victory as much as symbolize what I've amounted to in show business.