Jim Norton

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Ass Eater
Location New York, United States
Introduction I'm a Cancer with liver spots on my head and B-cup tits. I tend to pinch my neck and side fat a lot, and am considered an all-around good egg.
Interests long walks in the park, musical theater, having my face used as a toilet
Favorite Movies First Wives Club, Sex In The City 4; The Beheading, Kaviar Party 2
Favorite Music The trombone like noise a girl makes while queefing in the middle of a sit up.
Favorite Books Are You There God It's Me Margaret, Chicken Soup for the Soul

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It should be carefully sculpted from a pile of wet rhinoceros shit. It will not commemorate a victory as much as symbolize what I've amounted to in show business.