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Gender Female
Occupation Supreme Royal Highness, Ruler of Everything
Location United States
Introduction Mia Tanaka is a short, quirky, funny-looking woman who is tolerated by her four wonderful children, her loving soul mate, and her equally short, equally quirky, and funny-looking dog, without any one of whom would lead her to be a miserable, short, quirky, funny-looking woman. Ms. Tanaka is well read (mostly in tabloid magazines and trash novels) and well traveled (to the kitchen and back to the desk several times during the “work day”) and is well versed in many languages (but only enough to get take out at various ethnic restaurants in and around Stamford, Connecticut).
Interests Kali stick and knife fighting, senshido, some kickboxing and whatever else the guys are willing to teach me that I can spaz out with... And of course ALL of my gear is pink... I'm told it sucks to be beaten down with girly, pink, Hello Kitty, cute stuff by a girl wearing pretty pink ribbons and a Hello Kitty t-shirt... I still have no coordination and I run in only two modes which are on and Spaz!, but the people I train with are REALLY understanding. Sorry about the bruises and lumps guys!
Favorite Movies The Princess Bride, And I still say that Braveheart is the GREATEST LOVE story EVER! Boondock Saints... BOTH! Up, Army of Darkness, Happy Feet
Favorite Music I like everything from Sinatra to Disturbed. Depends on the mood I guess... Can't do Pop though... Eeerg!
Favorite Books I've been getting into the Dresden Files on the recommendations of friends. Jim Butcher needs to hurry with the next one because I NEED TO KNOW NOW!

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Use a shotgun.