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Industry Chemicals
Occupation reluctant
Location richmond, vA, United States
Introduction Into snuff films, Nazi memorabilia and smooth jazz.
Interests music, movies, videogames, alcohol, eating, comics, brazilian fart porn, David Lynch, cartoons, toys, art, Ren & Stimpy, sleeping, Irish Whiskey, eating meat and feeling bad about it.
Favorite Movies Baraka, Apocalypse Now, Raising Arizona, Seven Samurai, NIght-Dawn-Day-Land of the Dead, Airplane!, Fletch, Cannibal! the musical, Flash Gordon, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Weird Science, The Jerk, Planet Terror, Young Frankenstein, Chinese Super Ninjas, Sexy Beast, Brazil, Ikiru.
Favorite Music The Pixies, The Orb, Dead Kennedys, Plug, Ween, Slayer, Ride, Bad Brains, Converge, Joy Division, Two Lone Swordsmen, Fila Brazillia, The Locust, Genghis Tron, Kool Keith, Pig Destroyer, Mastodon, Shitmat, Meat Beat Manifesto, Aswad, Sly & Robbie, Wire, Goblin, Psyopus, Hrvatski, N.W.A., Isis, Butthole Surfers, Woob, Klute, Love & Rockets, The Misfits, Cattle Decapitation, Some Girls, Blood Brothers, Dillinja, Fugazi, Frank Black, Soft Cell, Jungle Brothers, Dead Milkmen, The Smiths, Tim "Love" Lee, Blood & Fire label, Soul Jazz label
Favorite Books Professor Wormbog in search for the Zipperump-a-zoo, The Shroud of the Thwacker, World War Z, Vagabond, Lone Wolf & Cub, Skyscrapers of the Midwest, Harry Potter, Frank, Et Tu Babe?, In Watermelon Sugar.

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

"Will you kids keep it down!! It's 11:30 on a saturday morning!!! Daddy's got a hangover!! And take that diaper off of your head and put it back on your sister! Now!!