Plastic Nude Martini

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About me

Occupation ass-hat
Location Buttholeville, IL
Introduction This is my dumb little spot on the innertron. I post things that amuse, fascinate, or disturb me. Sometimes all at once. You won't find any keen insight, or start to "understand" me, in fact I'd rather you not even try. You break it, you buy it. no refunds.
Interests theoretical cooking, molecular linguistics, farting
Favorite Movies that one i made with your mom
Favorite Books everyone poops

what if 6 was 9?