Gender	Female
Location	United States
Introduction	An enthusiastically noncommittal post-grad's take on all things annoying, adventuring, growing up/never growing up, the gypsy life and having the balls to try.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

roosters are the first to start the party every day, just like me. love it, love you.