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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Agriculture
Occupation farmer/freelance illustrator/professional layabout/chef
Location shelbyville, illinois, United States
Introduction I really wasn't kidding about my occupation. I actually left out mechanic and dealer in antiquities for the sake of brevity.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

By throwing my shoe through a pudding.