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About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Location Portland, Oregon, United States
Introduction I'm just a guy who makes stuff and puts it on the internet.
Favorite Books The Time Traveler's Wife, The Stand, The Dark Tower series, The Thief of Always, IT, Neverwhere, The Catcher in the Rye, and lots of various non-fiction.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

The bald frog is actually kind of a jerk, he wears a wig because he's vain and has problems relating to society. The End.