|Location||Portland, Oregon, United States|
|Introduction||I'm just a guy who makes stuff and puts it on the internet.|
|Favorite Books||The Time Traveler's Wife, The Stand, The Dark Tower series, The Thief of Always, IT, Neverwhere, The Catcher in the Rye, and lots of various non-fiction.|
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
The bald frog is actually kind of a jerk, he wears a wig because he's vain and has problems relating to society. The End.