The Queen Mama

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation freelance journalist/writer
Location Kansas, United States
Introduction So why "The Queen Mama?" Do I think I am a better Mama than you? Nah... I'm merely the sole provider of estrogen in this household, and have therefore crowned myself queen of it. Lucky for me I reign over very indulgent subjects. I practice benevolent rule over three young boys, whom I refer to as Bubba, Tater and Stinky Pete. I share my throne (though not my crown) with a fabulous husband who does everything he can to make my job easier...though nothing seems to help. Some time ago, I actually earned a paycheck for writing humor columns for a small newspaper. This is my outlet for that long-lost love.
Interests Jogging, kayaking, "Mom Fu", movies, music, dancing with wild abandon, great food, great wine, spending time ALONE with my hubby
Favorite Movies The Princess Bride, The Color Purple, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bridget Jones' Diary, Grand Canyon, Parenthood, O Brother Where Art Thou, A Fish Called Wanda
Favorite Music Tegan & Sara, Nine Inch Nails, Simon & Garfunkel, the Bee Gees, Everclear, Lenny Kravitz, Tori Amos, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sting
Favorite Books I realize these are authors rather than books, Maya Angelou, Anne Lamott, Anne Rice, Stephen King.

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Who goes around tasting pennies? You can choke on those, you know!