flanthrower

About me

Gender Female
Industry Law
Occupation procrastinating legal genius
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction Globe trotter, knitter, foodie, wanna-be-seamstress, and recovering Type A personality who can't escape the Midwest
Favorite Music Stuff that Clear Channel won't touch with a 10 foot pole.
Favorite Books If it's not related to the law I'll read it.

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

he's naked in the comfort of his own home.