Gretchen the Household Deity

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Industry Law
Occupation Deity
Location The Kingdom of the Heaven, of Unite Six, United States
Introduction I am Gretchen the Household Deity. I require obeisance and offerings of shiny things. I travel the world. I am love. I am peace. I will stare you down and suck out your soul. I like to give advice. Ask me all your questions and I'll tell you what to do.
Interests omniscience, omnipresence, omnipotence, chick flicks, fire and brimstone, pink
Favorite Movies The Gods Must Be Crazy
Favorite Music Gregorian Chants, Swan Lake
Favorite Books The Bhagavad Gita is the best scripture, in my opinion. I also like the delightfully whimsical destruction of the Old Testament.

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

The mere glance of my tender gaze revived it and put it back together and turned back time to before it was dipped in liquid nitrogen.