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Occupation C.E.O. Of Marshmallow Roasters and Bridge Burners Unlimited
Location Scranton (but native Jersey girl), PA, United States
Introduction Big, Blonde, Fabulous, Mouthy, Feely, Making Waves, Burning Bridges
Interests Plotting to rule the world. If not, can I have the rest of that donut?

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I'd shove my hook into one of my fillings (provided I have any teeth) to offset the giggles with sharp tin-foil pain. I'm a bad-ass pirate.