Tim Harwell

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About me

Introduction Well, I was born an ordinary baby. But as time went by my family started to notice that I was notably ugly. And that is my most dominant feature. I'm an English major, and I hope to teach at a university, because..I hate high school kids. If I had the brains, I would become an astrophysicist. Space is the coolest thing ever. I'm an avid collector of things smaller than my thumb. I love punk rock. I play (poorly) in a band called Plan B Pursuit. I also have a knack for pissing off girl's boyfriends. Golden Girls is one of the funniest shows ever. Fuck you if you think differently. I always keep an extra pair of socks with me, because you never know when you're going to need spare socks. I spend most of my time recording songs, reading, masturbating, playing shows, knitting sweaters, and pining over girls who I have no chance with. And I think that George W. Bush is America's biggest dickhole President. Ever!
Favorite Movies Office Space, Lord of the Rings, The Dark Knight, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Juno, National Treasure, Star Wars, Lemony Snicket's, Rush Hour, Willow, Knocked Up
Favorite Music Against Me!, The Flatliners, The Lawrence Arms, Two Gallants, NOFX, Dead To Me, Poster Boy Material, Frank Turner, Tiger Army, No Use For A Name, Mad Caddies, Beans on Toast, Green Day, Uptown Creepers, The Eyeliners, Cobra Skulls, Swingin' Utters, Bracket, Jim Ward, Alkaline Trio, The Beatles, Pinhead Gunpowder, Prevail Within, One Man Army, The Remainders, The Fight, The Falcon, Hank Williams, The Broadways, Lagwagon, R.E.M., Everly Brothers, Johnny Cash, Face to Face, High Standard, A Kid Named Thompson, The Ramones, Social Distortion, The Queers, Propagandhi, Rise Against, The Pixies, Smoke Or Fire, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Decendents, Alice in Chains, Anti-Flag, Foo Fighters, Filthy Thieving Bastards, The Flipsides, TOOL, Slapstick
Favorite Books The Giver, The Areas of My Expertise, Harry Potter (I-VII), I am America (And So Can You!), Crime and Punishment, The Double, The Lovely Bones, America (the book), Stupid White Men, Lord of the Rings, Death By Black Hole