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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Thief and shit-kicker
Location Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom
Introduction I'm aff ma heid.
Interests Escaping reality
Favorite Movies Brokeback Mountain, Female Trouble, Serial Mom, Polyester, Desperate Living, Pink Flamingos, Multiple Maniacs, Hairspray, Beautiful Thing, Trick, The Wizard Of Oz, Meet Me In St Louis, Now Voyager, Star Trek: First Contact, The Exorcist, Prick Up Your Ears, The Others, There's Something About Mary
Favorite Music Pet Shop Boys, Dusty Springfield, Cyndi Lauper, Kate Bush, Madonna, Billie Ray Martin, Army Of Lovers, Bodies Without Organs, Saint Etienne, Bent, Liza Minnelli, Jane Birkin, Divine, Captain and Tennille, Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Sophie B Hawkins, Nina Simone, Sugababes, Will Young, Spagna, Soft Cell, Marc Almond, Stephen Sondheim, Dolly Parton, Eurovision, Bobby O, The Mamas And The Papas, Sandra, Rowetta, Sarah Brightman, Bananarama, Sertab Erener, Willie Nelson, anything from the 80s, disco
Favorite Books Memoirs Of A Geisha, Sucking Sherbet Lemons, Stripping Penguins Bare, Yanking Up The Yoyo, Anything by Delia Smith, The Orton Diaries, Between Us Girls, Calenture

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

The fact that I don't even know where my Father is and hell will freeze over before I ever go on a roller coaster.