The ZenFo Pro

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Museums or Libraries
Location Oxford, Ohio
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Introduction A former news reporter, sportswriter, and all-around bastard, THE ZENFO PRO now digs deep into a world few sane men and women would dare enter... Welcome to Oxford Fucking Ohio.
Interests "Born under a bad sign in Arizona, raised in rural Virginia, and well-traveled throughout the United States, Oxford 'Fucking' Ohio's most recognizable troublemaker is also one of Ohio's most intelligent, militantly thought-provoking online writers... a true innovator and highly influential voice amongst students and community members who thrive in the Higher Education Underground... a punk rock academic with a heart of gold and a past full of skeletons." - From a local student's class assignment, 2007
Favorite Movies Taxi Driver, The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Tigerland, Apocalypse Now, The Blackboard Jungle, Training Day, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original), Return of the Living Dead, Transformers The Movie, Say Anything, Gross Point Blank, Bulworth, The Wild Bunch, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Fog, Heathers, Assault on Precinct 13, D.O.A., Double Indemnity, The Caine Mutiny, Cat People
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, Calexico, the Ramones, the Dead Boys, Social Distortion, the Dead Kennedys, Husker Du, Buck 65, Little Wings, The Residents, Hank Williams, Reggie and the Full Effect, Leonard Cohen, the Vandals, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, The Damned, the Misfits, Richard Hell, Sonic Youth, Wilco, Billy Bragg, Bad Religion, Will Oldham, Nick Cave, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Lightnin Hopkins, John Lee Hooker, Run-DMC, Public Enemy, Mos Def, Common, Jedi Mind Tricks, DJ Vadim, Tom Waits, Tom Petty, The Pixies, Minor Threat, Black Flag, AC/DC, Johnny Horton, Marty Robbins, Prof. Longhair, ...too many
Favorite Books Tortilla Flat, The Art of War, The Book of Common Prayer, The Stranger, Love is a Dog from Hell, The Fire Next Time, (James Baldwin), Cornhuskers, Chicago Poems, Revelations of Devine Love, (Blessed Mother Julian of Norwich), Howl and other Poems, (Ginsberg), Leaves of Grass, (Whitman), etc...

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Why take the peel off? Say the right things, and the apple might just peel itself...