Pat Bastard and the Spurious 5
My blogs
| Occupation | Bastard |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I was shat into the world from a jackal. The hospital where I was born gave my parents two days to decide whether to take me home, or the placenta. I was tossed out the back with the garbage, where I was found and raised by urban foxes. I grew up on raw meat and sour grapes. Over 100 years later, I created this Blogger account. Nothing was ever the same again. |
| Interests | Bastardry, misanthropy, mischief, horror, satire, thoughtcrime, heresy, mockery, contrarianism, subversion, evil, chaos, Lego, movies, shoegazing, Cajun music, sex and drugs and rock and roll. |