|Occupation||shirt designer (BUY MY SHIRTS!!!)|
|Location||EYEtown, EYEland, United States|
|Introduction||this is my web persona. in real life, im not really like this at all. a very different person. oh, wait, thats like all internet personas. nevermind.|
|Interests||non-sequitur, absurdist humor, art, stick figure art|
|Favorite Books||A Confederacy of Dunces, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Trilogy (5 books and a short story), Time Enough For Love|
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
a food processor or powerful blender would do just fine. better yet - dynamite. oooh! oooh! shop vac, turntable, and a broadsword!