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About me

Gender Male
Industry Fashion
Occupation shirt designer (BUY MY SHIRTS!!!)
Location EYEtown, EYEland, United States
Links Wishlist
Introduction this is my web persona. in real life, im not really like this at all. a very different person. oh, wait, thats like all internet personas. nevermind.
Interests non-sequitur, absurdist humor, art, stick figure art
Favorite Books A Confederacy of Dunces, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Trilogy (5 books and a short story), Time Enough For Love

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

a food processor or powerful blender would do just fine. better yet - dynamite. oooh! oooh! shop vac, turntable, and a broadsword!