jhayu

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Digital Media All-Rounder
Location Bombay., India
Introduction Eternally eight years old, grammatically grave and prettier than any man has a right to be, I have a beard that doubles as the Asian Paints shadecard for brown. If you're looking for me, google the following keywords: neurotic, ADHD, schizophrenic, pyromaniac, jumpy, restless, childish, immature, weird hair, skinny, irresistably sexy.
Interests Reading, fixing writing instruments, wiping dust off an old guitar every once in a while, hogging the mic at karaoke bars, mentally slapping people for grammatical mistakes.
Favorite Music Anything goes. Period. Alltime hits: Floyd, Dream Theater, Led Zep, The Doors, The Who.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

1. Place a tiny explosive device inside apple. 2. Take fifteen paces back. 3. Press button on detonator.