Corey Nelson

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Religion
Occupation Pastor
Location Louisville, KY, United States
Introduction Pastor. Singer of power ballads. Connoisseur of aerosol propelled cheese. Wrestler of bears. Wild man.
Interests Family, Church, Oakland Raiders, University of Iowa Athletics, Boxing, Videogames, and CHRISTMAS!
Favorite Movies Gladiator, LOTR, 300, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, It's a Wonderful Life, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, ELF, Austin Powers, Simon Birch, The Exorcist...and The Notebook
Favorite Music Unfortunately, almost everything depending on my mood.
Favorite Books The Call, The Cost of Discipleship, Summa Theologica, Harry Potter, Tolkien, Stephen King, Jean Shepherd...

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't. I would totally embrace my inability to not giggle and I would force the crew to address me as "Good 'Ol Captain Poop Deck".