Humpty Dumpty
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Manufacturing |
| Occupation | Moisturizer |
| Location | Tucson, AZ, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I am a highly skilled yet deliberately stupid individual only concerned about my own selfish needs! That's why I why I ki$$ my bo$$' a$$ |
| Interests | Me and...............wait... No.... there's just Me! |
| Favorite movies | Other People’s Money (1991) |
| Favorite music | Do the Hustle! |
| Favorite books | The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Freeloaders |