|Occupation||publishing and advertising|
|Location||Greensboro, North Carolina, United States|
|Interests||poetry, short stories, novels, beautiful women, camping, fishing, canoes, walking, alternative energy, arts, music, blogging, getting the Neocons run out of the country|
|Favorite Music||Blues, Rock, Rockabilly|
|Favorite Books||CARROT ON A STICK, COLD DRY BISCUITS, THE ADVENTURES OF ARNIE AND JAKE, Reindeer Tales, (Yeah, I wrote all four of them.)|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Bows are for tying, Arrows point the way, Bards, we write poems and fake is passe.