Brad
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Medina, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor. |
| Interests | Maybe part of the reason I have a blog at all - I'm not really interested in anything. Not enough to warrant mentioning, at least. I'm really not even interested in this blog. At all. |
| Favorite movies | SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, "Manos": The Hands of Fate, Anus Magillicutty, Santa with Muscles, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain |
| Favorite music | Music I play in my house. I call it "house" music. Maybe that name will catch on. |
| Favorite books | Anything by L. Ron Hubbard, F. Scott Fizgerald, C. Everett Koop, H. Ross Perot, G. Gordon Liddy or A. Retarded Name |
That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?
Yes, it is a brown trout.