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|Location||San Clemente, CA, United States|
|Introduction||I was Anna Benson's vibrator in a previous life.|
|Interests||Skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid.|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
I will not write a thank you note. That plastic dispenser is my brother!