|Location||Chicagoland suburbia, Illinois, United States|
|Introduction||"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" -- Dr. Seuss.|
|Interests||photography, cameras, bacon, paleo, primal, cooking, rock 'n roll|
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
It's called plastic, you dumbass.